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His Name Is Stan And He's A Bad Motherf​*​*​ker

by Crocodile

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    Crocodile is Prog. With teeth. They make progressive yet accessible music that is vibrant and creative, in an effort to recapture the inventive charm inspired by the original pioneers of the genre. This is their debut album released in February 2018.

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1.
(pre) Dawn Of Stan Before the dawn there are certain creatures of the night Hidden out of sight. Nocturnal ones Black cat, hungry rat, mongrel, predawn There’s one more watched by the owl Shop light burn bright Stan: I got my eye one the clock I hear every tick. Every tock Gather the tools that I’ll need Stan is my name and perfection I bleed. (pre) Dawn of Stan. Gather, think, prepare while you still can The sunlight creeps your way Hammer speak truth! Drivers, saws and pliers, drops unfurled With these you’ll save the world. Stan save the world! Stan: Tools in my belt and my hand Rules which I do understand Gather the cords that I need Bound to the work and I’m freed. Cat, dog, rat predawn There’s one more watched by the owl Shoplight burn bright…
2.
I Was A Worker Hem haw, still dark, no sleep, honk honk, here he is already Hurry up, boy. I was a worker. Truck running (just in case), diesel fumes in my face Stir the stain, safety first, succumb to fumes. I was a worker Wipe it down, sweep it up, this walls got to go Lower back pain, E for effort, bitch. I was a worker Over my shoulder a silver gaze as cold as the moon Stan: Sure do need you to work… Forever It’s getting late. Stan has a plan. Just 4 fingers on his hand Fiberglass up in the attic. I was a worker Lunchtime. Blood on the painter’s whites Stan saw something in me. Said he could come and get me He’s coming to get me. Ever-sweep, one thing that never ends is this day My back bends as Stanley grins. I was a worker I really don’t want to be here anymore. Help me, Lord. Stan: Sure do need you to work… Forever
3.
Sawhorse 07:46
instrumental
4.
Stan 05:23
Stan His name is Stan and he’s a bad motherfucker Hammerin’ nails But now and then he makes you feel like such a sucker Aye, Roger Dale? Turning the screws he’ll work through the night He’ll make everything alright Tools to the left and God on the right He’ll try with all his might He says “gather the truest boards And roll up the orange cord This time that I cant afford.” One time he told me “ you can wake up in the morning Smoke your joint. It’s ok. But every now and then it gets you without warning.” Well, what could I say? Huh? Flourescent lights in the dark of the night Make everything, alright. Spreading the glue he’ll die for the fight Depth by width by height He said “go make it fight tight and careful the saw bites” Did that turn your hair white? He said “go make it fit right and careful the saw bites” Did that turned your hair white? He said “gather the truest boards and roll up the orange cords” Please wont you help me, Lord?
5.
instrumental
6.
Stir The Stain (fuck the door) High on a hill with the dark water crashing on stones down below A Frame, made of glass with a view of the water Dear sunset behold The work was fine. A glowing on the inside Almost there! I feel I’ve done my time The never-ending standard help up, oh so very high for me Stan: “gather things, sweep the floor” Brushes cleaned, rolled the cords O what a beautiful place as we worked face to face Side by side Long are the days when it’s Stan who’s steering the ride Oh so good, the symmetry of Oaken wood Near the end. I feel I’ve done my time This never-ending standard held up, oh so very high for me Heart of stone I eat the pain Stan: “grab your brush. Stir the stain.” Time had stopped as I watched the can drop Cast it’s shade. Tragic bloom Unholy brown stain the room Frantically we faced the horror Stanley said “fuck the door!”
7.
I Am Stan 07:17
I Am Stan And when it’s Spring no more. And when we face the score Stan always knew and now so do you Wake from the strangest dream with everything due it seems Time that had passed so slowly. Now fast And as brightly as the shop light would burn It’s never enough to fool the sun Rising, setting, on and on and on Years pass strange… Like deadlines And when the back is sore. And when the mind is numb When all is done then the sleep will come I, myself, wake from the strangest dream With so much to do it seems Into the past, oh so very fast And as tightly as he tried to squeeze the clock Not even Stan could make it stop Lifeless, laughing, it slowly ticks away Years pass strange… Now yesterday Time refused to bend. Bills are due again Dreams fly into the wind. Nerves stretched so very thin I can’t sit still anymore. I’ll fix that board in the floor Time sneaks under the door. I must replace the threshold! I make a list to check on my work I make a list to check on my plan I make a list to check on my goals Another list and then again Can’t sit still anymore, floating out from the shore I’ll perfect upon the view! All of this and more Stan knew And as brightly as the shop light may burn There’s nerves and fear and pain and life is hard The same life that gave unto me this well-earned tan The years passed. I know now I Am Stan…

about

Crocodile is an Austin TX based progressive rock band formed (in the classic style of Gentle Giant, Genesis, Jethro Tull and ELP) to perform and record an album called “His Name Is Stan And He’s A Bad Motherfucker”. Here’s a short explanation:

I started working for Stan when I was about 17. We did remodel/construction type work of all sorts but always of a fine quality. I usually hated it. Loathed it even. Sometimes I couldn’t bring myself to do it. Stan was what I called at the time a workaholic. He was driven and obsessive. Serious about things like quality and deadlines. He was the type that must work to survive. Just to keep from drowning. In himself…

I, on the other hand, was not interested in such mundane notions as hard work, responsibilities or accomplishments of these sort at all. I was anxious and odd. A man-child hyper-aware and uncomfortable. Especially under the watching eye of a perfectionist such as Stan. Just always ready for this excruciating workday to be finally over.

I did this work with Stan (off and on) for about 15 years. It’s been another 15 since then. We haven’t spoke in that time. He doesn’t know I’ve written an album about him yet. You see, Stan and I weren’t really close. Which I guess makes this all a comedy.

1. (pre) Dawn Of Stan – Introduces Stan, focused and preparing in his well lit shop in the predawn hours.

2. I Was A Worker – Introduces the storyteller: the worker and all his frustrations.

3. Sawhorse – An instrumental showcasing fine craftsmanship. Like Stan and I used to do.

4. Stan – His name is Stan and he’s a bad motherfucker…

5. Lunchtime – an introspective interlude.

6. Stir The Stain (fuck The Door) – Onced I dropped, from atop a 4 foot step ladder, an open gallon of dark brown stain in the living room of a beautiful, A-framed house. It was the only time I heard Stan curse. “fuck the door!”

7. I Am Stan – Our dramatic conclusion. Now, 25 years later, I am Stan…

credits

released February 10, 2018

Greg Seale -drums
Kevin Sims - guitar and vocals
Phil Spann - keyboards
Ted Thomas - bass

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Crocodile Austin, Texas

Crocodile is a progressive band from Austin TX playing some adventurous Rock and Roll. Their music is not easily categorized.  Imagine mixing the counterpoint of Gentle Giant with the groove of Steely Dan. The bombast of Rush with the ear-worm melodies of ELO. The grandiloquence of Yes with the melancholy of The Smiths.  These unlikely contrasts may seem strange, but it’s working for us. ... more

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